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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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greetings sru
By m0rk from the m0rk department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 07:06:33 PM GMT
hello. (3 comments)

ok. listen up.
By m0rk from the m0rk, dammit department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 10:00:38 PM GMT
it's time to make this site alive again. it was built by those guilty of things that would probably get you a bunch of parking ticket type violations in real life. [but it just happened to be the internet] (8 comments, 110 words in story)

cumquats
By m0rk from the hello department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 03, 2005 at 07:44:19 PM GMT
hi, good people. just saying hello. that bold marauder guy sure has a big penis doesn't he? (6 comments)

so, like, i think Pink Floyd is a really good band
By m0rk from the another animal in the saucer full of division cuts department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 07:53:14 PM GMT
i can't decide. but i think my favorite album is Animals. (10 comments)

nice work
By m0rk from the comment black hole department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 29, 2005 at 01:46:18 AM GMT
excellent. comments are back! :> (8 comments)

who the fuck deleted my comment history
By m0rk from the wtf department, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 08:52:53 AM GMT
all of my stroies have been deleted, all of my comments, half of my diary. some one kindly tell me what the fuck happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (12 comments)

just another gif
By m0rk from the search the parent directories of this site for cool stuff department, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Mar 27, 2005 at 01:45:10 PM GMT
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international eman of mystery
By m0rk from the m007rk department, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 06:20:44 AM GMT
i was sitting at the desk on sunday morning when all of a sudden emad /joins #slashdot. i'm not telling you where emad was, what emad was doing, or why. so don't ask. i was curious enough to ask if he was the _real_ emad from intarnut past. he responded that he was. i was psyched. i was talking to *the* emad. why does this interest me? (4 comments, 194 words in story)

wtf
By m0rk from the me department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 03:32:55 PM GMT
so i guess i logged out some how, forgot my password, well actually forgot that i killed handybundler and deleted the account information. so i wandered around aimlessly for a few weeks wondering. then today i realised that i made this account. so i logged back in. holy shit. am i fucking dumb or waht?!?! (5 comments)

oh, btw. i killed handybundler
By m0rk from the me department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 02:56:57 PM GMT
retired. (18 comments, 2 words in story)

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