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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Hi
By cyborg monkey from the Me department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jul 26, 2006 at 06:04:38 PM GMT
Just looking back at some of my diary entries from years past here on SRU. (9 comments, 30 words in story)

New Diary Entry
By cyborg monkey from the Flippy Floppy department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Sep 23, 2004 at 11:09:29 AM GMT
Intro Copy: (10 comments, 3 words in story)

hey Vlad
By cyborg monkey, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 05:29:48 AM GMT
I cannot take it anymore... (19 comments, 35 words in story)

k5
By cyborg monkey from the fuck off department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Nov 19, 2003 at 04:09:53 PM GMT
I am on my 4th account in 3 months... (5 comments, 49 words in story)

werd
By cyborg monkey from the up department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Aug 04, 2003 at 08:29:57 AM GMT
Slashdot UID: cyborg_monkey grape smuggler cut-n-paste troll 613746 Jethro on Deathrow password:   password [editor's note, by handybundler] SRU UID: handy bundler (15 comments)

Hello
By cyborg monkey from the FOAD department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 31, 2003 at 06:28:49 AM GMT
How are you? (4 comments, 17 words in story)

Ever wondered what handybundler looks like?
By cyborg monkey from the duh department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 02, 2003 at 04:54:28 AM GMT
This has got to be him.  Or j0nkatz.  Possible sporky too. You choose. (5 comments)

Guess what?
By cyborg monkey from the why can't we be friends? department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 08:19:43 AM GMT
Today I have a hamburger. (3 comments, 63 words in story)

Slashdot Implements Plan 9 from Outer Space
By cyborg monkey from the slap my ass department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Dec 18, 2002 at 06:35:19 AM GMT
Slashdot appears to be down for the count. (3 comments, 97 words in story)

Dear Alcohol
By cyborg monkey from the f'ed up malt liquor department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 13, 2002 at 08:51:58 AM GMT
I thought I'd take a minute to discuss some troubling factors with you. (5 comments, 658 words in story)

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