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Wednesday February 1st
· Who's online? (1 comments)

Thursday January 12th
· Sometimes it takes a long time... (0 comments)

Saturday January 7th
· I'll never look at corn the same way again (2 comments)

Wednesday January 4th
· DIARY MAGIC POWARZ ACTIVATE! (4 comments)

Tuesday January 3rd
· ok. listen up. (8 comments)

Monday October 3rd
· cumquats (6 comments)

Tuesday August 23rd
· For absent friends (2 comments)
· The wife is having contractions.... (7 comments)

Friday July 29th
· You've got cash! (5 comments)
· I just farted (3 comments)

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Poll
What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show?
Vlad's Romper Room
Vlad's House of Sex
Vlad's House... ON a stick!
Vlad the Impala
The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included)
Vlad Trek
Vlad's Virtual Victrola
Vlad's Masterworks
Staked Out, with Vlad
Vlad's Stake-Out!
Vlad's First Victim
The Big Poke Theatre
Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville
Vlads generic Transylvanian named show!
The Show With The Ever-Changing Name
The show without a name
A fistful of Vlad
A few Vlads more

Votes: 15 | Comments: 0
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Who in the hell is David Anderson?

WTF?
By Strom Thurmond
from the Strom Thurmond department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Feb 03, 2006 at 05:43:24 PM GMT
And what in the hell does this have to do with XXXXXXXX?

Is GiZ coming back?

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UKia

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By Strom Thurmond
from the Fuck you, fuck you all! department, Section Diaries
Posted on Wed May 04, 2005 at 06:24:17 PM GMT
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Send me presents

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the vasectomy tiem! department, Section Diaries
Posted on Thu Sep 18, 2003 at 09:09:01 PM GMT
Congratulations to me!

(8 comments, 14 words in story) Full Story >>

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Sharing Time

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the do I have to fill this in? department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Oct 22, 2002 at 08:06:58 PM GMT
Ahhh, spam!

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Ate Taco Bell Today

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the urrrggh department, Section Diaries
Posted on Sun Sep 29, 2002 at 05:46:18 PM GMT
Got the shits.

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For all the pervs in da hizzouse!

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the You know you want it! department, Section Diaries
Posted on Wed Sep 11, 2002 at 06:38:50 PM GMT
I assume you all have computers...

(4 comments, 19 words in story) Full Story >>

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Pictures

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the Eat me, eat me now! department, Section Diaries
Posted on Thu Aug 22, 2002 at 06:33:38 PM GMT
Tell me what I need to do...

(2 comments, 31 words in story) Full Story >>

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Mod Points

Diary
By Strom Thurmond
from the Yep-I-got-'em department, Section Diaries
Posted on Mon Jul 22, 2002 at 04:01:24 AM GMT
I have reasonably well timed mod points.

(1 comment, 18 words in story) Full Story >>

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