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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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I feel it is of utmost importance that I alert you all to the fact that I just passed gas. (1 comment)

The wife is having contractions....
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 06:10:20 AM GMT
Has been for 17 hours now, but they're still 10 minutes apart.  We'll keep you updated! (7 comments)

I just farted
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 29, 2005 at 06:45:23 AM GMT
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Thank god that damned sea bug is off the front page
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don't ever post that shit again.  that's worse (IMHO) than goatse. (9 comments)

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By News For Turds from the about-fucking-time department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu May 19, 2005 at 10:42:28 AM GMT
Yay.  I am now officially an MBA.  No more school.  Evar.  Suck it bitch. (3 comments)

I bowled a 250
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Mon May 09, 2005 at 07:21:09 PM GMT
suck it bitch (4 comments)

Sorry for my absence (not absinthe)
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 10:38:37 AM GMT
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By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 05:08:32 AM GMT
Ok. Eagles or Patriots? Score? (4 comments, 72 words in story)

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By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Jan 10, 2005 at 04:06:50 PM GMT
My wife took a pregnancy test and got an A! (7 comments, 25 words in story)

Best place to get a flat-panel LCD HDTV?
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Dec 09, 2004 at 07:28:35 PM GMT
Where to go?  Advice? (17 comments)

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