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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Please explain ths to me: by hotmacchick - September 27 I'm admitted to Chickenville by NerdGirl - March 5 4 comments woof by spork testes - November 20 1 comment Your attention please by News For Turds - November 6 1 comment greetings sru by m0rk - September 18 3 comments I bit my tongue by MFS - August 17 Hi by cyborg monkey - July 26 9 comments NerdGirl and I have been married... by Beef - April 14 6 comments Who in the hell is David Anderson? by Strom Thurmond - February 3 3 comments Who's online? by Beef - February 1 1 comment More Diaries...

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I'm admitted to Chickenville
By NerdGirl from the Purdue, not Perdue department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 05, 2007 at 01:06:17 PM GMT
:) (4 comments, 75 words in story)

Vlad, having a little trouble with SRU...
By NerdGirl from the rather weird website behaviour department, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Jan 09, 2005 at 05:27:42 PM GMT
When I visit the various links pages (you name it, "Front Page", "Everything", "Diaries"), many of the stories don't have a link to read comments.  I can still arrive at these stories by going to the comments of the ones that do contain this link, then navigating backward or forward through the story order.   (5 comments, 59 words in story)

Hurricane Survival Tip #42
By NerdGirl from the things you learn from your grandma department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 07:18:31 PM GMT
My grandparents live in Bradenton, FL, on the south side of Tampa Bay (the water body, not the city). (5 comments, 147 words in story)

sporks IRC channel...
By NerdGirl from the someone's on our turf department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 18, 2004 at 09:05:53 AM GMT
Here's a link.  Have fun.... (4 comments)

Three-Headed Frog!
By NerdGirl from the me department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Apr 03, 2004 at 09:20:15 PM GMT
Some little local tv studio somewhere is reporting that a three-headed, six-legged frog has been found in Britian. (6 comments, 25 words in story)

It's too quiet here...
By NerdGirl, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 08, 2004 at 12:11:29 PM GMT
Is everyone avoiding the site because of the lousy script kiddie running around?   (6 comments, 66 words in story)

It's too quiet here...
By NerdGirl, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 08, 2004 at 12:08:27 PM GMT
Is everyone avoiding the site because of the lousy script kiddie running around?   (5 comments, 53 words in story)

Testing out the diary
By NerdGirl from the I'm new and clueless department, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Dec 07, 2003 at 05:01:05 PM GMT
Alright...  Let's see if this works... (6 comments, 48 words in story)