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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...
This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.
For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.
This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"
Other shit:
- Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
- If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
- Have you seen my toothbrush?
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
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Poll
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OMG PR0N!
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OMG HAWT PR0N!
Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...
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I am still not dead.
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By MFS
from the death-becomes-her department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Feb 10, 2004 at 03:57:23 PM GMT
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So, yeah.
(4 comments, 112 words in story) 
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ch@0z
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By MFS
from the jobs department, Section Diaries
Posted on Sun Jan 25, 2004 at 08:39:21 PM GMT
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so, my new job is chaotic.
I work with crazy people.
(8 comments, 17 words in story)
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wankers
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By MFS
from the get your own masturbatorium department, Section Diaries
Posted on Mon Jan 05, 2004 at 07:53:25 PM GMT
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dear wankers,
find some other means with which to masturbate.
fuck off.
sincerely,
MFS
(4 comments) 
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WTF?
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By MFS
from the no, really... department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Nov 28, 2003 at 09:07:32 AM GMT
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ok... so did something vanish?
(4 comments, 53 words in story)
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t00l sh3d!
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By MFS
from the rubbermaid is 1337 department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Sep 23, 2003 at 07:40:41 PM GMT
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So, like, we got the toolshed put together after excavating the 8x8 foot chunk of yard.
It is big and green and grey. It does not yet have tools or lawn mowers inside, but will soon.
It even came with shelving brackets, which it originally did not include.
(6 comments, 52 words in story)
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Excavation Time
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By MFS
from the big ass plastic shed department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Sep 16, 2003 at 07:21:58 PM GMT
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So, we went to Home Depot. We bought a Rubbermaid tool shed... the big 7 x 7 foot one. And now, I must excavate my yard.
(4 comments, 207 words in story)
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Reposted from NationStates
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By MFS
from the braindead department, Section Diaries
Posted on Thu Sep 11, 2003 at 09:10:01 PM GMT
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So, I play around on NationStates. It is a fun little diversion. I joined the UN. I like to submit proposals, usually making fun of other, poorly worded proposals.
Thus, I wrote the one included below... mostly because I felt like it.
enjoy.
(2 comments, 217 words in story)
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mice are strange
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By MFS
from the pets department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Sep 02, 2003 at 10:36:09 AM GMT
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so, like, we have two lesbian mice... (well, maybe not lesbian, but they are both female)... they take all the food out of the bowl and hide it all over the cage. And they walk all over each other. And poop while running in the wheel.
Only one of them is willing to be handled. The other is scared to death of people.
Mice are weird.
(4 comments)
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