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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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I bit my tongue
By MFS from the ouch department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Aug 17, 2006 at 08:18:44 PM GMT
it really fucking hurts (5 words in story)

I'll never look at corn the same way again
By MFS from the this is probably fucking old department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jan 07, 2006 at 05:31:39 PM GMT
I felt the need to share this wonderful delicacy. (2 comments, 14 words in story)

DIARY MAGIC POWARZ ACTIVATE!
By MFS from the some dranged freak department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 10:14:18 PM GMT
this diary serves no porpoise other than me using the boat topic because I have enabled topics for Diaries. Why have I done this? (4 comments, 28 words in story)

so, like, baby
By MFS from the babies department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 09:08:32 PM GMT
So, like, we have another kid now. (5 comments, 40 words in story)

harassment
By MFS from the buckshot patterns rule department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 03:52:08 PM GMT
trendy, eh? (4 comments, 6 words in story)

I have a fan club! yay!
By MFS from the b00yah! department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 18, 2004 at 02:35:16 PM GMT
http://www.boomspeed.com/metermaid/mfssucks.html (14 comments)

when you unplug the sump pump
By MFS, Section Diaries Posted on Fri May 07, 2004 at 11:40:29 AM GMT
basements flood especially after 24 hours of un-pluggage. (4 comments, 13 words in story)

FYI
By MFS from the yay department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Apr 08, 2004 at 02:21:34 PM GMT
Amanda Bynes has turned 18. (3 comments, 7 words in story)

I don't get it
By MFS from the I should stop reading it department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Mar 13, 2004 at 08:44:29 PM GMT
What the fuck? (4 comments)

I like rice
By MFS from the tasty rice department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 10:11:28 PM GMT
I post this for for sake of having it documented where it likely won't be seen. (5 comments, 1364 words in story)

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