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Diaries

Wednesday February 1st
· Who's online? (1 comments)

Thursday January 12th
· Sometimes it takes a long time... (0 comments)

Saturday January 7th
· I'll never look at corn the same way again (2 comments)

Wednesday January 4th
· DIARY MAGIC POWARZ ACTIVATE! (4 comments)

Tuesday January 3rd
· ok. listen up. (8 comments)

Monday October 3rd
· cumquats (6 comments)

Tuesday August 23rd
· For absent friends (2 comments)
· The wife is having contractions.... (7 comments)

Friday July 29th
· You've got cash! (5 comments)
· I just farted (3 comments)

Older Stories...

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Poll
What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show?
Vlad's Romper Room
Vlad's House of Sex
Vlad's House... ON a stick!
Vlad the Impala
The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included)
Vlad Trek
Vlad's Virtual Victrola
Vlad's Masterworks
Staked Out, with Vlad
Vlad's Stake-Out!
Vlad's First Victim
The Big Poke Theatre
Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville
Vlads generic Transylvanian named show!
The Show With The Ever-Changing Name
The show without a name
A fistful of Vlad
A few Vlads more

Votes: 15 | Comments: 0
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By BringBackATV
from the me and my big mouth department, Section Diaries
Posted on Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 10:16:18 AM GMT

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By BringBackATV
from the i feel teh need for speed department, Section Diaries
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Tonight I am drunk again

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the so what's new department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 04:38:51 PM GMT

...and tomorrow I will probably have a hangover.

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14-year-old cr@pflood3r?

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By BringBackATV
from the or am I just a sick tw@t department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Jun 27, 2003 at 04:17:05 PM GMT

Does this remind you of something?

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Birthday

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the time marches on department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri May 30, 2003 at 09:19:43 AM GMT

Yes, I'm another year older today.

So tonight I will be drunk, tomorrow morning I will have a hangover, tomorrow night I will be drunk again and Sunday morning...is a long way away.

Inside: some hot political revelations.

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How straight acting r u?

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the as if anyone really cares... department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri May 09, 2003 at 04:42:54 PM GMT

Find out here:

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London Weekend

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By BringBackATV
from the three days of total insanity, so whats new department, Section Diaries
Posted on Mon Apr 14, 2003 at 12:35:20 PM GMT

I post this to ask your advice...

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Best Poll Ever?

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the outside of SRU/GiZ that is department, Section Diaries
Posted on Wed Feb 05, 2003 at 10:37:33 AM GMT

Check this poll out.

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To The GiZ dudes

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the from one site to another department, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Jan 03, 2003 at 04:58:24 PM GMT
Receiving you okay now.

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Happy 25th December

Diary
By BringBackATV
from the possibly redundant but i dont care department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Dec 24, 2002 at 11:33:51 AM GMT

Or, for those who don't want to be politically correct...

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