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For absent friends
By Bold Marauder from the crapflood department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 05:10:28 PM GMT
It's been over two years since I joined here, and around five since I started flaming people on tarddot. I would like to take a moment to silently ponder our absent friends... (2 comments, 38 words in story)

You've got cash!
By Bold Marauder from the in soviet intarweb spammers pay me department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 29, 2005 at 12:34:05 PM GMT
Dear Bold Marauder, PayPal, Inc just sent you money with PayPal. PayPal, Inc is an Unverified buyer. Payment Details Amount:        $5.00 USD Transaction ID:        31337666 Subject:         Thank you for using PayPal Note:        Thank you for using PayPal to shop safely online.   Sincerely, PayPal (5 comments, 65 words in story)

What's more satisfying than getting b& from /.?
By Bold Marauder, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 10, 2005 at 09:25:04 PM GMT
Not reading / to begin with. (8 comments, 97 words in story)

Gah! Ack! My FUCKING EYES!!!!
By Bold Marauder from the oh noes department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 12:30:43 PM GMT
I hate change. Any change. I've been using fullcoverage at yahoo for 6, 7 years now and they've decided to fuck up their layout. Now I need a new site to get news from. (5 comments, 83 words in story)

Inspiration
By Bold Marauder from the pico \usr\games\fortune\fortune.dat department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 11:03:36 PM GMT
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough (2 comments, 32 words in story)

and now, some eye candy
By Bold Marauder from the Crapflooding ur corneas department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Mar 28, 2005 at 06:40:24 PM GMT
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Another day's useless energy spent
By Bold Marauder, Section Diaries Posted on Sun Feb 27, 2005 at 12:20:22 PM GMT
Damned ennui is contagious. FUCK FUCK FUCK! (3 comments)

I am proud to be
By Bold Marauder from the Hu department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 05:20:39 PM GMT
...bold in my theological views ...bold in my fashion statements (4 comments, 14 words in story)

For the life of me, I'll never understand
By Bold Marauder from the bored shitless department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jan 07, 2005 at 09:21:51 PM GMT
How people manage to cope with relentless, mind-numbing boredom without resorting to drugs or alcohol (13 comments, 44 words in story)

I have a job as a bus boy
By Bold Marauder from the I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Dec 17, 2004 at 08:08:49 PM GMT
Proceed to enumerate the ways in which I Fail it (it is life) (2 comments, 33 words in story)

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