1. What they do for fun in Madison  (MLP, hippies)
posted by Beef on 10/29/2006 08:14:15 GMT
1 comment

2. Dear NSA...  (Fiction, lemon)
posted by Beef on 05/21/2006 19:48:15 GMT
1 comment

3. Suck it, NHL!  (Meta, pantz)
posted by Beef on 04/12/2006 14:20:19 GMT
3 comments

4. UPN and WB, dead at 11  (Dead at 54, waiting)
posted by Beef on 03/25/2006 05:06:38 GMT
2 comments

5. A love they couldn't deny...  (Complete and Total Nonsense, pirates)
posted by Beef on 02/23/2006 21:36:08 GMT
10 comments

6. THE COAL MINERS ARE OUT OF DANGER!!!  (Fiction, Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Whores)
posted by Beef on 01/04/2006 19:35:38 GMT
2 comments

7. OMG BSG is teh R0x0RZ!!!11!!!!11!  (Religion, shoe)
posted by Beef on 08/28/2005 20:02:30 GMT
3 comments

8. President Bush may attempt re-animation of rotting Constitutional tissue tonight. Stay tuned...  (Dead at 54, pirates)
posted by Beef on 07/19/2005 19:30:26 GMT
5 comments

9. OMG HA HA HA THES SI TEH F"UNNAY!!!!!!onethousandonehunderdeleavn!!  (MLP, Goku)
posted by Beef on 06/15/2005 20:57:26 GMT
2 comments

10. U.S. Constitution: Dead at 218  (Dead at 54, Vampires)
posted by Beef on 06/07/2005 15:01:07 GMT
17 comments

11. Canadian aboriginal groups are offended by the Vancouver 2010 logo  (Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins, pretzels)
posted by Beef on 05/03/2005 14:20:45 GMT
12 comments

12. No Lesbian Bishops Any Time Soon  (Religion, the great outdoors)
posted by Beef on 04/19/2005 15:37:00 GMT
17 comments

13. New Minnesota State Quarter  (Complete and Total Nonsense, hemos)
posted by Beef on 03/24/2005 21:44:53 GMT
1 comment

14. Great Scott! John DeLorean Dead at 80!  (Dead at 54, pharmaceuticals)
posted by Beef on 03/21/2005 22:10:44 GMT
1 comment

15. l33t j03, was taht you??  (Ask a Spork, vodka)
posted by Beef on 03/17/2005 15:16:48 GMT
3 comments

16. Interesting cast  (Strange, but - true?, dairy)
posted by Beef on 03/17/2005 06:15:10 GMT
10 comments

17. This is probably really funny.  (Strange, but - true?, Harry Potter)
posted by Beef on 02/10/2005 05:45:01 GMT
2 comments

18. Thrashing death-throes of sci-fi to end in a whimper this May  (Opinion & Editorials, shoe)
posted by Beef on 02/03/2005 14:46:05 GMT
8 comments

19. Can't get away from Sammy! :-(  (Dead at 54, gardening)
posted by Beef on 01/31/2005 06:12:14 GMT
4 comments

20. NEWS FLASH: The Oscar Nominees Are Out  (News, Gladiator)
posted by Beef on 01/25/2005 08:42:57 GMT
2 comments

21. Finally! A movie for everyone!  (Religion, big-butts)
posted by Beef on 01/19/2005 08:49:38 GMT
2 comments

22. Help tidal wave victims in Sri Lanka  (Opinion & Editorials, Gladiator)
posted by Beef on 12/29/2004 15:13:44 GMT
7 comments

23. NHLPA: No Salary Cap.  (Opinion & Editorials, tampons)
posted by Beef on 12/14/2004 16:41:00 GMT
3 comments

24. There will be hockey  (Meta, lawyers)
posted by Beef on 11/29/2004 07:20:59 GMT
14 comments

25. Shelley Long Almost Dead at Almost 54  (Dead at 54, Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Whores)
posted by Beef on 11/27/2004 13:02:58 GMT
3 comments

26. Yo, this be OUR deer stand, biatch.  (Dead at 54, Sponge-Bob)
posted by Beef on 11/23/2004 06:16:34 GMT
5 comments

27. NHL Season About to be Cancelled; No One Even Notices  (Meta, Man Chest)
posted by Beef on 11/17/2004 19:07:46 GMT
8 comments

28. Oh well, back to posting Olsen Twins stories  (Ask a Spork, Close to the Edge)
posted by Beef on 11/15/2004 06:40:13 GMT
1 comment

29. New "Sperm Vaccine" Tested on Monkeys  (Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins, big-butts)
posted by Beef on 11/12/2004 17:06:52 GMT
3 comments