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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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NerdGirl and I have been married...
By Beef, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 at 09:47:55 AM GMT
...for exactly one kiloday now. Or at least one kiloday as of 20:00 UCT today. (6 comments)

Who's online?
By Beef from the I'm ronery department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Feb 01, 2006 at 08:35:43 PM GMT
works again! (1 comment)

Sometimes it takes a long time...
By Beef from the Anna Merikin department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 05:33:47 PM GMT
to see the obvious. It was not the GPL or being able to Use the Source that led me to Linux; it was Windows' misbehavior. I learned to love those other things later, after I found Linux to be much better behaved. (147 words in story)

WTF was I thinking?
By Beef from the I'm-a-lightweight department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:25:31 AM GMT
Shots of 151 straight out of the bottle?  Peer pressure is stupid.  I think I downed half the bottle over the course of the evening. If anyone needs me I'll be in a fetal position on the floor. (12 comments)

Note to any Sporks who might work in my office:
By Beef from the if-it's-yellow-let-it-mellow department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 09:26:37 AM GMT
Please flush your jizz when you're done. kthxokbye. (3 comments)

J'raxis was here????
By Beef from the mad hatter fan club department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 08, 2005 at 12:40:13 PM GMT
Ok, my first thought was that this guy was stalking me. But then I realized with some amount of relief that Jeremy Olson was on SRU long before I ever was. I was, however, on GiZ at the time. Hmmmmm... (9 comments, 108 words in story)

shop4tech is teh rulez
By Beef from the cheap-stuff department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jun 24, 2005 at 10:50:49 AM GMT
I just got a stack of 50 DVD+RW disks for $27.50 (the price has now dropped to $23.50). A 4-port KVM switch for $58. A 1 GB SD card for $78. Free shipping. shop4tech.com (1 comment)

Best. Bash.org. Quote. Evar.
By Beef from the fortune-file-for-the-21st-century department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed May 11, 2005 at 12:23:26 PM GMT
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders. (6 comments)

I miss the 80s
By Beef from the totally outrageous department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Apr 26, 2005 at 10:07:03 AM GMT
How come you don't see hair styles like this anymore? (12 comments, 54 words in story)

First PDA Post!!!
By Beef from the bluetooth department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 06:37:18 PM GMT
I'm posting this diary directly from a Palm Tungsten E2!!!  Bluetooth networking is neat. (8 comments)

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