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NerdGirl and I have been married...

sex
By Beef, Section Diaries
Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 at 09:47:55 AM GMT
...for exactly one kiloday now.

Or at least one kiloday as of 20:00 UCT today.

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NerdGirl and I have been married... | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)
the problem is (none / 0) (#6)
by spork testes on Sat Oct 21, 2006 at 09:25:19 AM GMT

there are actually only I think three unique people here, using a multiplicity of handles.

the fact that you married yourself is unsurprising, given the continued joy you have managed to provide yourslef over the years.

Spork: strength, speed, endurance, skillz, pick four!!



Congratulations... (none / 0) (#4)
by News For Turds on Fri Apr 28, 2006 at 08:54:42 AM GMT

Now it's time to start cheating on each other!  I hear Strom Thurmond's zombie is available.

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I fucked your mother!



i resemble this comment (none / 0) (#5)
by Strom Thurmond on Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 06:38:39 PM GMT

nt

I'm a very pretty pony!


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Excellent (none / 0) (#2)
by m0rk on Wed Apr 19, 2006 at 04:38:16 AM GMT

Expecting any Earth Human Worm Babies any time soon? Do wait to have kids until we can get this hybrid car things sorted out. I don't want your kid(s) driving HFC cars when they could be using Ethanol. k?


Hybrids are dumb (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 07:05:01 AM GMT

We're currently in SE Kentucky, road tripping just for the hell of it.  We passed a Prius on the way down here, with an Illinois license plate, laughing at him since he paid many $K for hybridization, but on these long trips the mpg is just as much teh suck as anything else.

Meanwhile we're in our giant 1995 Olds Couch-On-Wheels with a 3.8L V6 getting 31 MPG.

Biodiesel is the future.  Our next new vehicle will probably be a diesel Golf that we'll mod at some point.  Not as comfy for the long trips, though.  Our Olds is the best $2000 we ever spent.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Yay! (none / 0) (#1)
by NerdGirl on Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 01:02:54 PM GMT

:-)

We gotta get things on this site moving again.  Probably need more than 3 people to actually post to it.

Who's dead now?



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