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Diary
By m0rk
from the m0rk, dammit department, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 10:00:38 PM GMT
it's time to make this site alive again. it was built by those guilty of things that would probably get you a bunch of parking ticket type violations in real life. [but it just happened to be the internet]

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for those about to rock, we salute you. every time you click on this site, read it, and don't post a comment, some where in the world a little puppy gets kicked.

i don't care what it takes. this site is not dying. and not any time soon. i come here every day and think to myself how cool it once was.

make it happen before it's too late. if. you. care. at. all.
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ok. listen up. | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
why punish the puppies? (none / 0) (#1)
by MFS on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 10:01:44 PM GMT

can't we shave kittens or something instead?


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



I prefer to think of it like (none / 0) (#2)
by Vladinator on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 10:21:39 PM GMT

pissing on the puppies, like a drunken lemur.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Lemurs! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by MFS on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 10:37:23 PM GMT

they like to move it, move it... I like to move it move it... he like to move it move it... she like to move it move it... we like to... MOVE IT!


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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BWAHAHAHAHA! (none / 0) (#5)
by Reza on Thu Jan 05, 2006 at 04:50:59 PM GMT

Marty: "Do I look like a steak to you?"
Alex:  "Uhuh."

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I don't know what this is (none / 0) (#8)
by Beef on Sat Jan 14, 2006 at 06:32:17 AM GMT

it looks like Michael J. Fox's character from Back to the Future is having a conversation with his character from Family Ties.

Does anyone have some vintage stock of New Coke?  I want to party like it's 1985.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Lord shoot him... (none / 0) (#4)
by Draak on Thu Jan 05, 2006 at 02:58:42 PM GMT

Less Madagascar! PLEASE!


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Bíonn blás ar an mbeagán.(Little things tend to be tasty)
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whoah... (none / 0) (#6)
by MFS on Fri Jan 06, 2006 at 06:09:38 PM GMT

Les Paul
Les Claypool

LES MADAGASCAR!

clearly, this is a sign...
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Les is moore. (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 05:26:57 PM GMT

We want more...
 ...BEER!
We want more...
 ...BEER!
We want more...
 ...BEER!
We want more...
 ...BEER!

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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