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Introducing Emma!

Sponge-Bob
By News For Turds
from the It's A Girl! department, Section News
Posted on Tue Sep 13, 2005 at 07:40:06 AM GMT
Emma Amanda was born last Wednesday, 9/7/05, 21" long weighing 7lb 1oz. Mommy and baby are doing just fine, and big brother (2 years old) is adjusting very well. Except for the lack of sleep, everyone is doing great!

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Introducing Emma! | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Congrats! (4.00 / 1) (#7)
by vegetablespork on Sat Sep 24, 2005 at 04:53:41 AM GMT

You dog :).


So, (3.00 / 1) (#4)
by Strom Thurmond on Thu Sep 15, 2005 at 02:42:53 PM GMT

How long till she's legal?

I'm a very pretty pony!


I thought you died (3.00 / 1) (#8)
by News For Turds on Mon Sep 26, 2005 at 06:01:17 AM GMT


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I thought you swallowed semen (4.33 / 3) (#9)
by Strom Thurmond on Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 06:53:50 PM GMT

Spitter.

I'm a very pretty pony!


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a 104-year age gap (3.00 / 1) (#6)
by Beef on Sat Sep 17, 2005 at 08:54:27 PM GMT

wasn't considered all that bad in days of yore.

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a really nice gesture would be to (3.00 / 1) (#5)
by m0rk on Sat Sep 17, 2005 at 04:27:16 PM GMT

sign her up for the Panty Of The Month Club!



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Yea! (3.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 09:15:11 AM GMT


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wo0o00oo babies! (4.00 / 1) (#2)
by MFS on Tue Sep 13, 2005 at 11:20:18 PM GMT

congrats!

need a bouncy seat? Alex has outgrown it.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



'sup Emma? (4.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Sep 13, 2005 at 05:58:54 PM GMT

Here's a first post for your first day!

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