My wife was telling an employee about my lost sunglasses and how they were a very expensive and very sentimental father's day present. She then notices an employee sneaking them out of his pocket and onto a table behind some junk. It was clear this guy wanted the glasses but did not want to get caught with them on his person.

So she tells me to check the table. I did and got my glasses. As I turned around, I almost knocked over a piece of crap plate that was sitting on a stand on the floor. I grabbed it just in time.

An employee saw me and came over. I caught it and tried to put it back but couldn't figure out the damn stand. "It's obvious you have NO IDEA what you are doing." So she fixed it and told me, "I think it is time for you to get the hell out of here." She did this as she raised her hand as though she were about to HIT ME!

Not that it did any good considering the employees were already losing their jobs, but I asked for a manager. He did nothing about the attempted theft of my glasses or the foul-mouthed old hag who threated to hit me.

So what did I do? hehehehehe.....

I called the cops. I had the guy who attempted to steal my sunglasses taken into custody for petty larceny and the old hag taken into custody for assault. Of course I will drop all charges, but hopefully they both learned a little lesson in respect.