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The wife is having contractions....

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By News For Turds, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 06:10:20 AM GMT
Has been for 17 hours now, but they're still 10 minutes apart.  We'll keep you updated!

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The wife is having contractions.... | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)
Nope.... (none / 0) (#4)
by News For Turds on Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:45:15 AM GMT

They lasted for 3 DAYS!  No baby.  They are probably going to induce labor on Friday.  :)

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eek. That doesn't sound good. (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 01:28:43 PM GMT

Hope everything goes ok.

About your sig line, you can truthfully say that to teh baby.

Also, if a boy, you should name him Luke, so you can go "Luke, I'm your father!"

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Nah, she's okay.. so far.... (none / 0) (#6)
by News For Turds on Wed Aug 31, 2005 at 05:17:01 AM GMT

and it's a girl.  Already had a boy, but he's Joey.  Not having anymore.  Sorry.  :)

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She has my thoughts and prayers, (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 31, 2005 at 12:11:38 PM GMT

as labor is not an easy thing and by the time they induce labor she will be ready to have had that baby weeks ago.  I truly feel for her!!

A girl! That is great, one of each! I have a daughter and I have to tell you she is the joy of my life.  You will be wrapped around her finger the first time you hold her.

Congrats to you and your wife and I hope that things go well and you are all happy, healthy and have many blessings.

Linda

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Baby? (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 08:05:23 PM GMT


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you should be a father by now!!!! (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 24, 2005 at 02:34:07 PM GMT

Let us know, or maybe you are trying to get some much needed sleep???? ;-)


Congratulations (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 05:11:29 PM GMT

We'll keep reading!

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