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Man has sex with horse, dies.
By NerdGirl from the wtf was he thinking department, Section MLP Posted on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 09:21:23 AM GMT

No, it wasn't a mare. No, it didn't kick him. No, he didn't pick up some dreaded disease from the horse.

The dude died of a perforated colon.

Can't believe this didn't show up here. Rather old story, so the only link I could find was MSNBC :(
Anyway, according to Dan Savage, where I first heard about this, the video has been leaked to the internet, but I didn't exactly feel like looking for it.

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Man has sex with horse, dies. | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

and a mournful crie shatters the night quiet (5.00 / 5) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Aug 21, 2005 at 11:00:29 PM GMT

willllllllllllllll-burrr

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Somehow, (5.00 / 4) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Aug 21, 2005 at 06:54:08 PM GMT

I truly think I can live the rest of my life in good spirits without seeing that video. :-)

What a horrible way to go! But damnit, it is funny, I can't help but sit here and laugh even though I think it is just gross.

Hahaha! (5.00 / 4) (#2)
by Vladinator on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 09:21:02 AM GMT

I have the video of this. It's pretty sick. The horse rams it up his ass about a FOOT, no shit. Maybe more. It's pretty fucking nasty. I showed it to friends who won't blink at Goatse or Tubgirl, and they all blanched, and visably recoiled while crying out in horror. It was hilarious.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

Really? (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Beef on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 08:25:18 PM GMT

The horse rams it up his ass about a FOOT, no shit.

That must have been one helluva enema he had beforehand.

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Yeah, (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by Vladinator on Tue Aug 16, 2005 at 09:35:08 AM GMT

I mean, damn - there was noting but horse sperm everywhere.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I suppose compared to a mare ... (5.00 / 4) (#6)
by NerdGirl on Wed Aug 17, 2005 at 11:26:29 AM GMT

... a human ass must be pretty tight....

sorry.

Who's dead now?
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hors g'oeuasme any one? (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by m0rk on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 06:07:31 AM GMT

has any one ever seen a horse cum? they don't fuck around! my mom had horses when i was a kid and we boarded them at a pretty big place so there was always some fucked up thing going on. one day i got to see some horses screw. it was a planned affair, as far as horse things go in the horse-sex world. the Veteranarian was there, like, putting the stud-cock back in the mare like ten times because the horse was going off so hard his dick kept coming out.

the mare was like 'omg! omg!'

the vet messed up his timing when stud started to GiZ© - horse-load sprayed every where! luckily i was at a spooge-free minimum safe distance!

i think some how this has even further skewed my view of reality! wonderful stuff.

so, any way, WTF is going on in Seattle? Out of control!

We had horses... (5.00 / 3) (#4)
by Beef on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 08:28:29 PM GMT

When we had our colt gelded, I told my mom, no F**KING WAY was I going to go out in the field and collect his nuts. There are some things that no man should EVAR be asked to do.

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