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A nice game of mah-jongg
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By dirtyhippy42
from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Thu Aug 11, 2005 at 11:34:27 AM GMT
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This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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I work for a large chain that sells all kinds of media, as well as operating a 'chic' coffee joint on premises. There are several groups of women, (who presumably have nice, well-appointed homes of their own, given the economic status of the community in which we're located), that love to come in and take up the largest tables (or several small ones) to play mah-jongg. Now, if you don't know anything about mah-jongg, know this: it takes several hours to play a game. These ladies may buy something if forced to, but likely as not, don't.
One day, one of the regulars came over to the coffee counter to order something, and then in a flash, projectile-vomited all over the counter, register, coffee machines, displays and floor -- what seemed a gallon of bright-orange chunky was instantly covering the entire area. She asked for a chair, and we got her a garbage can in case she felt sick again. We then proceeded to mop and disinfect the cafe.
Even though her friends encouraged her to go home, even offering her a ride, she refused. She didn't apologize or anything, but took the garbage can to the table, and proceeded to sit and play mah-jongg for a few hours, still in her vomit-covered clothes and shoes.
Later, a group of nice, average regulars gave the counter person a huge tip ($100) and loudly berated the nasty woman while she sat at the table playing her game, ignoring the tirade. She and her friends still have the nerve to come in and act if nothing ever happened.
Too bad money can't buy common sense.
(from http://customerssuck.com) |
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