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By Beef from the I'm-a-lightweight department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:25:31 AM GMT

Shots of 151 straight out of the bottle? Peer pressure is stupid. I think I downed half the bottle over the course of the evening. If anyone needs me I'll be in a fetal position on the floor.

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WTF was I thinking? | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)

Why not just straight gasoline? (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by News For Turds on Mon Jul 25, 2005 at 06:04:22 PM GMT

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Gasoline (none / 0) (#11)
by Beef on Sat Jul 30, 2005 at 11:28:40 AM GMT

was what I expected it to taste like, but it was surprisingly good. And started to taste better with every beer I put away.

I think this is what I get for partying with a bunch of 20-year-olds. Old Graybeard can't keep up with the kiddies anymore.

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No, it does not taste good (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by News For Turds on Thu Aug 04, 2005 at 07:07:04 AM GMT

I can prove it. Make it your first drink of the night sometime. 151 does NOT taste good.

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Ugh. (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Vladinator on Mon Jul 25, 2005 at 09:29:57 AM GMT

I lost 14 hours of my life that way once. That was THE LAST time I ever drank rum.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

How much do you remember? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 02:50:58 PM GMT

I always found that my anxiety was in direct proportion to how little I remembered.

151? Ow, hope you're better soon.

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I remember everything. (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:35:23 PM GMT

I have never lost memory from drinking. I have, however, lost stomach content from drinking.

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I feel for the lining (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 02:35:26 PM GMT

of your stomach, it has to be eaten away somewhat at this point.

My stomach was ok (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Beef on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 05:31:38 PM GMT

I was chasing all of those 151 shots with Bud Light.

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Good, glad the 151 was all the alcohol you had (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 07:40:30 PM GMT

no beer here.

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OMG! (none / 0) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 05:46:58 PM GMT

You are a glutton for punishment!

How in the hell are you even coherent today????

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The scary thing was (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:34:02 PM GMT

I was fairly coherent that night. I was lying on the ground, everything around me spinning, and I was trying very hard not to puke (which I didn't, although in retropect it wouldn't have been all that bad an idea). But I could carry on perfectly intellegible conversation, and could walk home fairly strait. The good thing was that home was the apartment complex on the other side of the street.

We have teh fun neighbors, and I think we'll have to stop in again. I'll just have to politely decline if they're passing around the 151.

I also remember everything that happened while we were there, including names and faces of all of the new friends we made. That's a good sign.

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yeah, I am glad you remember stuff! (none / 0) (#8)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 09:07:57 PM GMT

If you didn't, I would really worry.

My father used to consume 2 bottles of whatever his choice of whiskey was of the moment (straight) and still walk like he was sober as a judge. He would never remember a darn thing the next day.

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