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Fuzzy Bunnies
By dirtyhippy42
from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins
Posted on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 10:44:58 AM GMT

In today's LSD-infused cleaning frenzie I ran across my dad's old Cessna Pilot Traning Kit.

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Someone'd paid for his first few lessons at flight school years back and he never took them. I got all his books and everything when I was a pre-pubescent scuttlehead. Flying was all I could think about back then. I read everything I could about the SR-71 and it's Pratt and Whittney engines that would whip it around at Mach 3. I wanted oh so badly to be a pilot.

But as parents tend to stomp on childrens dreams and aspirations, mine were no exception. I went on to other things, namely LSD and shrooms, but that was much later.

Indeed it is much much later, almost ten years, that I pulled that red bag up tonight. A book cover on the flight manual that I applied while I was in school read: "Stay In School, Stay Off Drugs". It was very colorful. Perhaps if I had only paid attention in school maybe I would have been a comercial airline pilot on Sept 11th and I would have gotten to see the firey end of world trade first hand. Instead I was abruptly woken up on that September morning by my neighbor who said "a plane just hit the world trade center. let's smoke a bowl and watch the news." Mmmmmmmmmmm

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Airline Pilot | 2 comments (2 topical, 0 hidden)
you really missed out on (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by m0rk on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 12:55:19 AM GMT

hot stewardess action!







Well done!!!! (none / 0) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 07:52:23 AM GMT

Whether you meant this to be hard hitting or not, it was.

Well done!



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