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By Vladinator, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 01:23:05 PM GMT
PSEUDO ZEN THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

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In biology class once, the teacher said that there is sugar in sperm. A girl asked, "Why doesn't it taste sweet then?" When she realised what she said her face became red, rather like a spanked ass monkey. Then, the teacher said, "Because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat." The girl started crying and left class.
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Since we no longer give a shit about submissions, | 2 comments (2 topical, 0 hidden)
leather, whips, and wheels of torture. (5.00 / 4) (#2)
by m0rk on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 06:52:24 PM GMT

Those are my kind of submissions!


:-) hey (4.50 / 4) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 01:35:51 PM GMT

well, I give a damn about this post!!

It was funny and enlightening.......I would never have known why it didn't taste sweet....OOOPPPPSSSS!



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