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Note to any Sporks who might work in my office:
By Beef from the if-it's-yellow-let-it-mellow department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 09:26:37 AM GMT

Please flush your jizz when you're done. kthxokbye.

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You guys have something you can 'flush'? (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 01:08:15 PM GMT

talk about pampered! we have to dig a hole out back with our hands.

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You have hands and (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 05:38:58 PM GMT

dirt to dig?

Bloody Hell! We don't even have that....we have to hope that we can find a small space in which we can relieve ourselves and cover it up with whatever is available, mostly garbage and dead body parts.

I supposed you live in a house too? Some of us live in paper bags by the side of the road, and when it rains, it washes us halfway down the gutter.

Sad life is what it is.

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Paper bag? You were lucky! (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by Beef on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 06:46:58 AM GMT

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, eat a small lump of dry poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

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