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Eminem's one little flaw....

WTF?
By LadyLupin
from the Ariana department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 04:21:10 PM GMT
Alright, We all know Eminem is an angered man who rapps about absolutely anything he pleases. He hates people, he hates you, he hates his ex-wife, and from what you hear from his music, he hates women especially...

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However, his one flaw lies in the fact that he claims to love his DAUGHTER more than enything. His daughter isn't a child... SHE is a young WOMAN yet to blossom. So how can a man forever claim to hate women in general and his ex-wife, when he loves a piece of human being that is both a woman and a piece of him and KIM.*sigh* honestly, this world has officially fallen into the pit of hell.
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Which is your favorite Slim Shady Album?
The Marshal Matherns LP
The Slim Shady LP
The Eminem Show
Encore
"The Real Slim Shady"
"I am whatever you say I am"
"Rock Bottom"
"Guess who's back"
None, I hate eminem, he's so gay!

Votes: 5
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Eminem's one little flaw.... | 16 comments (16 topical, 0 hidden)
OH GOD!!! *exasperatedly* (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by LadyLupin on Mon Jul 25, 2005 at 09:01:44 PM GMT

nobody's twisting your amr to read a bloody post!!! And if they are... then wow, im flattered. Jackass... if you dont care... here's a tip... FUCK OFF!

  the end.
~* Why do we kill a person who was killing a person just to prove that killing a person is wrong?*~



Good job (5.00 / 2) (#16)
by l33t j03 on Thu Jul 28, 2005 at 05:29:31 PM GMT

Next time just express your exasperatedness via the periods. Emoting it (I assume that is the function of the wildcard symbols) in the subject line isn't really necessary and it annoys the hell out of the more adept readers among us, me in particular.

You get a 5 this time but if you fuck it up again, a 4.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.
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Please Obi-Wan....... (none / 0) (#10)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 01:11:39 PM GMT

forgive my momentary lapse to the dark side!

It won't happen again.  I will do pentance and take my 50 lashes and be a good Jedi.



everybody needs a little KFC (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by dirtyhippy42 on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 02:54:07 PM GMT

Eminem eats fried chicken and watermellon so he can rap like a real nigga. All this meat and sugars makes him one crazy mofo. It's all chemistry.
Better loving through chemistry.
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And gene splicing, don't forget that! (none / 0) (#13)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 07:29:27 PM GMT

See subject for comment.

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Who voted for ths retarded shit? (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Vladinator on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:15:54 PM GMT

Have we all suddenly forgoten to get standards? No repeating the intro text in the article for example? Does this Journal Entry (and that's being polite) say anything that any of us care about? No? THEN WHY IS THIS RETARDED SHIT ON THE FRONT PAGE?

I'm looking at YOU Reza.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



i voted against... (none / 0) (#14)
by News For Turds on Mon Jul 25, 2005 at 06:00:45 PM GMT

so give me a kiss

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I fucked your mother!
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So I voted for it... (none / 0) (#9)
by Reza on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 10:27:33 AM GMT

I wasn't the only one to vote it up if it went to the front page.

Oh, and I fixed the repeated part.

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I vote for everything. (5.00 / 4) (#6)
by Beef on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 06:42:08 AM GMT

I'm a vote whore.

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Hahaha! (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 07:05:22 AM GMT

Me too I guess!

It's all evil I tell you!!

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When I saw this story I went (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by Beef on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 08:52:02 AM GMT

"who the hell gives a crap?"

So I voted to post it to the front page so that maybe I could find out.

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Well, I voted for it too................ (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:56:36 PM GMT

so I guess you can be pissed off at me too as well as anyone else.

There doesn't seem to be a lot going on here lately, and I just thought it was something new to add to the front page.  

I didn't think it was the worst thing that had ever gotten posted, nor the best, simply something thats all.

Sorry. :-(

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age old battle.......... (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 05:31:07 PM GMT

he is fighting.  He hates/loves his daughters mother and will for the rest of his life probably.  That is unless he falls totally for someone else and also learns to deal with his own demons from his childhood.

Some men cannot end a relationship without it being in hate mode, makes it simpler and easier to walk away from.  Not because he hates women in general,  he just has a chip on his shoulder with a few in particular and its in his music.

That is what music and art and opera and theatre and movies have always been about......a way to get out imagination, hate, loathing, anger, love, peace, annoyance, etc.  Nothing new....Eminem is just venting and its entertaining.

Want to see real women hating men, go to Iraq and look at the Taliban women.



Madonna Whore (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by l33t j03 on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:52:29 AM GMT

While it is a very complex thing, Eminem has yet to affect my life, apart from the girl I was seeing calling me from his show to tell me about how he touched her hand, so I give him very little of my mental bandwidth.

I like it best when rappers rap about guns. I know a pile of gun related information and I get to laugh at them when they call magazines clips, or when they mention their $300,000 cars and their low budget Ruger P89s in the same sentence.

Rap more about guns rappers.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.



Pretty obvious, when you think about it, (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Jul 19, 2005 at 09:44:07 PM GMT

she's his clone, not his daughter. This would make her exempt.

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HIS CLONE?! (none / 0) (#11)
by LadyLupin on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 08:05:10 PM GMT

so basically he can be a woman?
~* Why do we kill a person who was killing a person just to prove that killing a person is wrong?*~
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