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President Bush may attempt re-animation of rotting Constitutional tissue tonight. Stay tuned...
By Beef from the will-he-also-lay-teri-garr? department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Tue Jul 19, 2005 at 07:30:26 PM GMT

Speculation is centering on Joy Clement to replace Sandra Day O'Connor in the SCOTUS. From what I read, she's a strict constructionist who favors states' rights, and is against the Commerse Clause abuse the court has been committing since the 1930s. These are Good Things. She's also against reversing RvW, in case you were wondering.

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President Bush may attempt re-animation of rotting Constitutional tissue tonight. Stay tuned... | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)

I am not happy with the choice (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 05:35:42 PM GMT

and wish he would choose someone who is less so far Right. I suppose that would be asking too much considering who we have as President.

Well, he's not going to overturn roe... (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by Beef on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 06:40:35 AM GMT

He believes that Roe is the law of the land, and furthermore that the legality or illegality of abortion is not something that the courts should decide. He and I are in complete agreement on that point.

He's a constructionist, who will help put a stop to all of this BS expansion of federal power by absurdly liberal interpretations of the Constitution. And that's exactly what we need on the bench.

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Editors: (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 09:15:04 AM GMT

Please post update text for selection of John Roberts.

PS: topic becomes even more relevant, as "John Roberts" sounds like a pirate name.

PPS: Arrr.

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Late-breaking news (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Jul 19, 2005 at 09:45:09 PM GMT

The nod goes to washington insider John Roberts, who is expected to over-turn rvw.

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Wow. (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 03:49:42 AM GMT

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