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Sheep spontaneously go splat

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By Bold Marauder
from the Just an earthbound porkchop, I department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 07:36:14 PM GMT
Some things are just too weird to be real.

I just read about Four -hundred and fifty sheep who all spontaenously decided to shuffle off this mortal coil.

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Apparently while the shepards were eating lunch, a particularly emo sheep leapt to its' death. Not to be out-done four hundred and fifty waited patiently for their turn to dive off into the wild blue yonder.

While this will have a signifigantly negative economic impact on this small village, the good news is that many of these sheep survived because their fall was cushioned by the bodies of their comrades.

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theory (5.00 / 4) (#3)
by m0rk on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 07:40:12 PM GMT

sodomized sheep > leapt to death from long term menatl issues > others followed suit knowing the butt fornicating fate that awaited them being the next in line





Either that, or they made a huge mistake (5.00 / 3) (#4)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 07:57:59 PM GMT

when they decided to take a stroll past the abattoir that day!

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Sheesh! (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 09:36:10 AM GMT

You know life is bad when sheep start taking dives!

Perhaps they were broken hearted.....remember Woody Allens "All You Always Wannted to Know About Sex But  Were Afraid to Ask".  

Maybe somebody left the flock?



Quick! Someone call Bob Geldolf! (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Vladinator on Mon Jul 11, 2005 at 07:51:28 AM GMT

SheepAid 05!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



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