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At last, the truth comes out.
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Wed Jun 29, 2005 at 09:46:52 AM GMT

An excerpt from "BRAIN SHUT DOWN BY SEX"

And there could be a connection with the aphrodisiac effect of alcohol.
"Alcohol brings down the fear level," said Dr Holstege. "Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."

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At last, the truth comes out. | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Alcohol Again Proves Its Merit (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by l33t j03 on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 05:04:26 PM GMT

Would have been the title had I written that article.

Also:

volunteers had to have their heads restrained

Then how did they have sex? Wild and rapid head movement, combined with violent facial gesticulation and loud hollering, is an essential part of sex, in my opinion. That and beerandachick. Bow to my shadow on a Pabst bottle!

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Not a very impressive pic. (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by Beef on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 05:38:25 PM GMT

Now THIS would impress me:

Pic courtesy NerdGirl

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Hacker? (none / 0) (#6)
by l33t j03 on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 06:52:02 PM GMT

How did you get the uncensored version?

Pain is weakness leaving the body.
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Ph33r teh NerdGirl (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 08:36:16 PM GMT

Also, you should make your password something other than "secret".

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Reza on Thu Jun 30, 2005 at 04:26:15 AM GMT

From the article:

Men were studied in the same way but because the male orgasm typically takes such a short time it was difficult to obtain meaningful brain scan data.

There are so many things that could be said here...but I won't. I'll just let everyone think them.

:-)

Hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha! (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Jun 29, 2005 at 12:50:49 PM GMT

"BRAIN SHUT DOWN BY SEX"

Hell I knew that!! You don't know you have a brain, body, or anything else at that point. If alcohol makes it any better ........... I just can't imagine. No wonder the French call it 'La Petite Morte', meaning the little death.

MPO: (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by Beef on Wed Jun 29, 2005 at 11:10:19 AM GMT

"Wear very tight trousers with no underwear."

Hey, it works for Tom Jones!

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