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Furnace vs. Air Conditioner
By dirtyhippy42, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Tue Jun 21, 2005 at 10:00:14 AM GMT

I've always been a very curious person. I will lay awake at night in an insomnic daze and have thoughts such as "If Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson got into a fight, who would win?" But tonight a very profound question came to mind...

"If the air conditioner and the furnace got were set with their thermostats opposite, who'd quit first." Does anyone out there hold the answer to this question?

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Furnace vs. Air Conditioner | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)

Serious answer (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Fri Jun 24, 2005 at 02:02:18 PM GMT

Entropy = heat.

Furnace wins.

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Score -1: Unoriginal (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Jun 22, 2005 at 11:20:17 AM GMT

The Onion already covered this with a point-counterpoint between a humidifier and a dehumidifier.

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+5, Informative (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by m0rk on Wed Jun 22, 2005 at 06:16:22 PM GMT

Newbomb Turk

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Air Conditioner. (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Jun 21, 2005 at 10:03:00 AM GMT

And that might depend on what you fuel yours with. If it is electric, both being that of course, the airconditioning would go first, the compresser could not handle the constant running.

If you had a gas or oil furnace versus electric air conditioning, well, it would be when the fuel ran out......which might happen sooner than the compresser dying.

Michael Jackson would win the fight because he can dance and Tyson can't........the fancy footwork always gets them. ;-)

Whoever wins, WE LOSE! (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Jun 20, 2005 at 08:47:31 PM GMT

looser or not, I still gets the frits pots

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