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SRU Reviews: The isopod

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By Bold Marauder
from the sea bugs department, Section Reviews
Posted on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 05:23:58 AM GMT


I give the Isopod two thumbs up for sheer what the fuck is that value.

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Isopods
make great pets
make great food
make a meal out of you!

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SRU Reviews: The isopod | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)
In other news . . . (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by vegetablespork on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 05:53:45 PM GMT

. . . Apple has filed suit against the creature for the use of the letter "i" and the syllable "pod" in its name.


That has to be..... (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 11:28:04 AM GMT

the ugliest thing with that many legs I have ever seen.  Sheesh!  I would not want to run across that while swimming...I would have a cardiac arrest.


Luckily they seem to be deep sea creatures (none / 0) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 11:51:59 AM GMT

Mind you, if I ever decide that I want an exotic pet you can guess what I'm going to want to set up an aquarium for!

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hahahaahaha! (none / 0) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 03:13:25 PM GMT

You are a brave soul!  What if it gets out?? I guess it can't breathe though can it?  That might be a good thing as it would not make it very far from the Aquarium!!

I'm sorry, it could be very interesting to watch, but I will be damned if I would want to get too close to it!!

Now if those legs were like shrimp, I might change my mind. :-)

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I assume they taste closer to crab (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 03:50:34 PM GMT

I'm not an expert, but it looks like they're at least vaguely related.

Throw another bug on the barby, eh?

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well? (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 20, 2005 at 05:47:12 PM GMT

I am not sure, but maybe if it tastes like crab it can't be all bad. :-)

Sea food is wonderful and I am game to try any of it as most of it is delicious, even this thing if it is edible!  However, it looks to creepy for me to want to cook it so I would have to have it fixed and removed from its current body and maybe minced or something.  I just cannot look at that thing and eat it too. GROSS!

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WARNING: goatse link in the following FP! (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 10:06:23 AM GMT

For anyone interested in reading about this guy, I got teh picture here.

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