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Huge breakthrough for Japan-China relations

Hermione
By Bold Marauder
from the dolly parton elementary department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Sun May 22, 2005 at 08:02:50 PM GMT
The Japan Times has a story today on a new development which has improved relations between the internet users of china and japan

And 11 year old girl with F cup breasts.

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In reaction to over a month of anti-japanese protest and online rehetoric, many japanese members of an online forum posted a photo of a japanese girl named  Saaya Irie, who at 11 is an F cup, along with the following message:

"An 11-year-old Japanese girl with large breasts has a proclamation for all Chinese people! Dear elder brothers, a beautiful young Japanese girl is beseeching you.

"Please stop these anti-Japanese hijinks. If you don't, I won't like you anymore."


At the end of the message, she states that her breasts would "rise up" if the people "unite for the sake of China's democracy."

The reaction in China's virgin male internet population has been quick and overwhelming; with over 180,000 searches for Saaya being made daily on China's version of Yahoo."This is one Japanese import I won't be boycotting," enthused an un-named admirer.

Saaya Irie is reported to be creeped out by all of this.

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Saaya Irie
is > The Olsen Twins
is > Emma Watson
should be sent to North Korea next
ready for her hot grits now

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This thread is useless without... (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Thu May 26, 2005 at 08:54:29 PM GMT

...oh, never mind.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.



post pics pls, tnx. (none / 0) (#2)
by Vladinator on Mon May 23, 2005 at 07:48:38 PM GMT


"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



she should name them (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by m0rk on Mon May 23, 2005 at 04:52:03 PM GMT

and have her own set of Teen Twin Sensations.





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