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By Beef from the fortune-file-for-the-21st-century department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed May 11, 2005 at 12:23:26 PM GMT

<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.

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Best. Bash.org. Quote. Evar. | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)

"because its like anal sex....... (none / 0) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri May 13, 2005 at 10:31:01 AM GMT

it works on all genders."

That one statement gave me a lot to think about for a while.

Somehow I had never really thought about it, but it is true.

Will you stop doing things like this that make me think about stuff like that? ;-)

oh, and btw (none / 0) (#4)
by News For Turds on Thu May 12, 2005 at 10:03:02 AM GMT

this is quite possibly the best quote ever. mind if i make it my sig?

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Go right ahead... (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Thu May 12, 2005 at 09:22:28 PM GMT

...it doesn't belong to me anyway. :-)

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Objective-C (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Wed May 11, 2005 at 08:15:25 PM GMT

Hands down the best language I'll never learn.

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wtf if objective-c? (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Thu May 12, 2005 at 05:14:44 AM GMT

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Never seen it, but (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Thu May 12, 2005 at 08:29:23 AM GMT

I always thought it was sort of like "C+"

Nothing prevents you from writing OOP in C, but C++ and obj-C are ways of trying to enforce OOP on top of C.

Both fail miserably. C++ is a giant clusterf**k. Just use C ... it's a beautiful language.

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