Ariana: Indeed, Operah. My books are all about what a woman truly is and how these filthy creatures disgrace the women's name.

OPerah: Ah.. of course. * brandishes book at everyone * However, you did once mention, as i read, in your book that you at one time liked Ms. Spears..

Ariana: Yes, Operah, I did...  but this was long ago.. before she somehow became a loathsome slut! I mean, when i liked her... she usedto actually wear the color pink. And now..well......

Operah: Ah...I see... She doesn't wear the color pink.

Ariana: she doesn't wear anything at all!!! I cant imagine her going to sleep since you actually have to "cover" yourself.

 O_O

* Operah chuckles

*Ariana: I mean seriousley! and what's up with this "im a slave for you"? That's what opened her gates... i mean really.

one minute she singing all innocently.. "sometimes i run..... sometimes I hide..."

and the next minute.. RRRRIIIP! She tearing her clothes off like the she-hulk and panting like an overheated female dog. My god! I wouldn't want to hear her remix! Can you imagine..

Example: (sometimes I run.. sometimes im shy.. (remix) * rips clothes * Im a slave for you!!!)

* audience laughs along with Operah

*OPerah: Yes... it is true... she has gone abit.... wild..

Ariana: Abit?

Operah: but certainly during winter time she has to wear clothes?

Ariana: Yeah right... what do you have in mind Operah? a thicker bra?!

Operah: But is there atleast... one song you like of hers?

Ariana: Well... NO. But there is one she never lied in. Its called.. "Im not a girl.. and not yet a woman."

I must say she wasn't joking... i mean seriousley... this creature is not a GIRL (definitely not) and certainly not yet a woman. Shes just a slutty toy made for male creatures..not men, to play with. Poor thing.

Operah: What about the song "my perogative" didnt she say she didnt care about what others thought?

Ariana: If she didn't care what others thought then why the hell did she dedicate a WHOLE song about it? If i dont like a guy, why do i serenate him with a whole song?! Oh boy. She knows it bothers her that people acknowledge she's a slut...my God...why cant she just face it. She even made the song the first track (Oh look, its the first track, maybe people will listen to it)

Operah: but you must admit, Ari... she did say she wasn't innocent.

Ariana: Operah,.. come on.. nobody's innocent...you're not innocent...IM not even innocent but that doesn't give me the reason to go stripping naked. She goes around the place  offering her used pody to all these strangers. But as her song says "getting BOYS (not men) is how she lives"

Operah: that's true.. she did even say in "my perogative" that she like to "spread herself around."

Ariana   * mutters * you mean spread her AIDS around.

Operah: haha... well, I suppose something happened between her and Justin to have created this new change of her?

Ariana: yeah...he must have taken her virginity that was somehow attached to her sanity.
"hit me one more time" is a song that tempts many males to go and "getta." But it only tempts me and Eminem to go beat the hell out of her. (by "HIT" she could mean "beat" you never know..especially for a violent mind) * murmurs * too bad for those guards all around her... she must pay them well.. raises an eyebrow  

And can you believe she's encouraged teenagers to go get plastic surgery in their breasts?

Operah: * gasps * NO?!

Ariana: * nod * If you ask me she was more useful when she was flat chested.. i mean.. if you ever sneezed around her you could have simply said "may I have a tissue?" and BAM! right at your service. But now....

Operah: heh..you're so bad. We'll Ariana, this is the end of our time here for the show. It was lovely having you here and I do hope you can join us again.

Ariana: I'd be happy to join you again... ^^

Operah turns to the camera And as for our viewers... please be sure to check out Ariana's book at your local library.. (if its not already stated as checked out)

Take Care... Buh bye. waves

 waves at the camera as it slowly blacks out