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Space: An Update

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By m0rk
from the your lightspeeding egg pilot who loves direct linking! department, Section News
Posted on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 07:47:53 AM GMT
As of 2:04pm EDT Tuesday, the Space Shuttle Discovery made the start of its 1 mph sprint down the driveway so they can launch in May.

With .gif animations, i've put together a few small visual scenes, so you, the reader, may have a better understanding of what it will be like in space. read on ->

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View of Shuttle flying near The Earth and its one moon, titled appropriately, Moon.



In space, every thing is white, i mean black, no, black and white. Astronauts will enjoy blending in and doing flips in between hollow/invisible planets, planets that don't look like Mars, arrogant gas baron planets, expanding and contracting slinky planets, and planets that have the Earthlink Logo circling them. Space looks like fun!



Some times the Astronauts do donuts in the shuttle. They think no one is watching!!!(NASA's got big telescopes)

Okay, it's getting late (3:30am), I want to sleep. I hope you learned much about space.

Any way, good luck Astronauts!
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Science is FUN! (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Beef on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 07:54:05 AM GMT

In high school we were putting on a science demo for the grade schoolers, and we had these plastic strip thingies with grooves cut into them, that was a recording of someone saying "Science is FUN!"  You could hear it if you pulled it though something that could be vibrated by the grooves.  

Anyway, the end of one of the strips got bent and cut off such that the voice now said

"Science is FUCK!"

Our teacher made us give it back to her, even though we knew she thought it was just as funny as we did.

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