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Gah! Ack! My FUCKING EYES!!!!
By Bold Marauder from the oh noes department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 12:30:43 PM GMT

I hate change. Any change. I've been using fullcoverage at yahoo for 6, 7 years now and they've decided to fuck up their layout. Now I need a new site to get news from.

Anyone have any suggestions for news sites I can start looking at?

I'd prefer sites that don't involve japanese women defecating, senior citizen menege a trois or my computer enthusiastically proclaiming the presence of alternative sexual materials on my computer. I already have that for my start page.

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Gah! Ack! My FUCKING EYES!!!! | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)

WSJ (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by News For Turds on Mon May 02, 2005 at 08:32:36 AM GMT

but ya gotsta pay

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News that makes you feel good: (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Beef on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 07:51:07 PM GMT

WorldNetDaily, National Review Online, NewsMax, The Drudge Report, and The Washington Times are all fine news sources. They are wholy unbiasaed and balanced journalism, dispensing good, honest, American truth.

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I have an idea! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 02:56:01 PM GMT

Watch TV Land and get all the old news clips. There you would see the same ones over and over and thus would not be aggravated by change, there would be none.

Plus you could watch 'The Honeymooners'!

...not a bad idea, actually... (none / 0) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 03:10:12 PM GMT

...it might be interesting to see what a kazaa search for 'news' turns up.

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News (none / 0) (#1)
by Vladinator on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 02:05:12 PM GMT

http://news.google.com/

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

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