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Let's Have a Lemon Party

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By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell
Posted on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 12:10:07 AM GMT

Today I was in Public Speaking class listening to some guy do a persuasive speach on why hazing should not be allowed. I remembered a story I read where a frat pledge had to swim with a candle in his ass and cross a pool or pond or something without the candle going out.

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Today I was in Public Speaking class listening to some guy do a persuasive speach on why hazing should not be allowed. I remembered a story I read where a frat pledge had to swim with a candle in his ass and cross a pool or pond or something without the candle going out. I started cracking up. The speaker was talking about a kid dying from being hazed and I was trying my hardest not to laugh out loud. I was shaking with the chuckles but managed to hold it in. That was a long five minutes.

On the way home I saw two kids selling lemonade and I was instantly reminded of Lemonade Party. Har!

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How's this, I'll go buy some lemons... (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Apr 26, 2005 at 01:08:58 PM GMT

...and you go have a three-way with some dirty old men.

FP BicheS!!!

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