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Startled Turtle(s)

Meaty Goodness
By l33t j03, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 08:38:21 PM GMT
Whilst out hunting for mushrooms, the morel kind not the mind bending kind, I startled a turtle(s)

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So I'm out walking around in the woods and I saw this turtle:

While he looks like he is comfortably lounging my past experience with this type of turtle reminded that they often have difficulty uprighting themselves is they get flipped upside down, so I assumed he needed my help. Also he had hold of the branch above his head with his jaws and was using it as leverage to flail about.

I had just finished a beer so I was in a wildlife-helpful mood. As I approached the turtle to help him out soon realized that not only did he not need my help, was was helping himself.

Look closely, another turtle has entered the picture. Yes, you see correctly, the red turtle, a male I assume given my limited knowledge of where stuff is on turtles, is putting it to a female turtle. Thats right, I took pictures of two turtles going at it.

See the startled look on red turtle's face as he peeks at me from between two braches...

Turtle sex, courtesy of l33t j03. You can't say I don't contribute. To something.

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You peeping Tom you! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 21, 2005 at 08:32:04 AM GMT

Imagine how embarrassed those turtles are!!

Now, on the serious side, do you suppose they will reproduce in that same area and the little turtles will grow up there?  That would be cool, you could have a bunch of turtles, sell them to people who want pets, etc.  You have sort of become their pimp now so you owe them something, good homes, at least a good pot of soup to be eaten in, something!!

Did you find any mushrooms???  And do not bother with the little blurb about them not being the kind you get high on, nobody believes that. ;-)



Keep lemons where they belong (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Apr 21, 2005 at 01:18:26 AM GMT

in my pledge, not in my alcohol.

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+1^10, Turtle Porn Segue Turdle Scat (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by m0rk on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 11:38:05 PM GMT

On this, a very related note. I am house sitting. My duties include talking care of Cecil, a two year old , ~12" long, box turtle.

Well, I was giving Cecil a bath (I filled the sink up about an inch and a half and parked him in it for a while with the water running). I left for a while and came back. The warm water fully relaxed him and he took the HUGEST SHIT I've ever seen a turtle take!

I will have a very hard time not to use Turdle as the way to spell Turtle.

BTW, FP.





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