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Sorry for my absence (not absinthe)
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 10:38:37 AM GMT

I had to take a mean shit. It was bad. I'm back tho.

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Sorry for my absence (not absinthe) | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

j03 (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 06:53:45 AM GMT

polished off the absinthe a long time ago. That was the time he spent all night creating his own Linux distribution.

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Absinthe makes......... (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 03:36:44 PM GMT

the heart grow fonder (fainter?).

Or.... (none / 0) (#6)
by News For Turds on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 10:39:09 AM GMT

it just makes you see a green overweight ferry when in eastern europe.

watch eurotrip

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Yeah... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Apr 18, 2005 at 05:00:17 PM GMT

we already read about it

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Nah.... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by News For Turds on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 05:09:18 AM GMT

I got sick of Civ years ago. Funny how it's just now making it to the open sores community. Just like the Pentium II is now making it there.

Keep on truckin' Open Sores! You're almost there! In 6-7 more years you will be able to play Pong on Linux!

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Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 06:47:54 AM GMT

Try Civ and get fucked up worse that my life is?

(At least, that's how I always heard that line, for some strange reason.)

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Brain dammage! (none / 0) (#7)
by Vladinator on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 02:13:51 PM GMT

ever since the day I was born,
Civ is what they used to say I was on...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Sorry for my absence (not absinthe) | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

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