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I demand an explanation
By Bold Marauder from the skank ho department, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 06:58:53 AM GMT

All over the internet, everyone is going on about paris hilton. All over the press, we're told everyone is ga-ga for paris hilton However, how can this be; when in truth...

...paris hilton is a skank.

esplain

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I demand an explanation | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Because......... (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 10:46:43 AM GMT

she has money to pay people to put her out there and put her picture everywhere and push her 'so called' career down peoples throats!!

Believe it or not, recently I worked with an orthodontist who actually invested $300,000. in her career! He is an idiot! Well, he was an old, senile idiot, but still......invest in Paris Hilton???? GEEZ!

She is ugly and she is skanky and I hate it that are trying to make her a role model for young girls when she is a whore and stupid to boot.

ARGH......I promised myself not to go on a tirade and I did anyway.

I have no clue... (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by MFS on Thu Apr 14, 2005 at 09:56:55 PM GMT

she's not even pretty... and she about as bright as a box of rocks with the personality of a piece of wood...

...fuck that... wood is far more enjoyable...<P
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

Too ugly, too dumb (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 10:24:04 PM GMT

That's what gets me. I have never, not even once, seen a photo of Paris Hilton where she looked even marginally acceptable; much less attractive.

I think Linda's right; it's all financed. That being the case -- why do people buy it?

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The Name, The Heiress, The Stupid Video, Etc (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by m0rk on Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 08:29:37 AM GMT

She's yet another media Princess. It's okay for them to focus on her dirty girl status because she's got abolutely nothing to lose. She's Teflon in modern terms. Unfortunately, Teflon cooking surfaces cause things we have to determine.

In short, no cooking with Paris!

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not only that, but (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by Beef on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 06:57:35 AM GMT

she looks like a walking STD.

Who's the dude in drag standing next to her?

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That, (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Vladinator on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 07:59:02 AM GMT

is Rod Stewart's younger hatchling.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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+1, IAWTP (5.00 / 3) (#2)
by m0rk on Thu Apr 14, 2005 at 11:57:30 PM GMT

Find better women to look at here.

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