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RIP: Bubba the Lobster
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By MFS
from the couldn't even make it into the pot first department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Thu Mar 03, 2005 at 10:49:16 AM GMT
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Today is a sad day, as people everywhere are mourning the death of Bubba the 20 pound lobster. The gargantuan oceanic bottom feeder kicked the bucket en-route to a new home, where he was hoping to meet his long-time hero, Jack Palance. A spokesman for Red Lobster said, "Dang, that would have been some good eatin'!"
Bubba is survived by his 36 wives and apporximately 1200 children. The family asks that in lieu of flowers, you all eat crab today instead.
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