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EVIL
By m0rk
from the wake-up and smell the eye make-up department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 09:45:09 PM GMT
alright, after reading this short diary entry, and, against my better judgement, i went cruising around the internet looking for clues, or, more information perhaps, on this recent school shooting event.

poke around this horribly designed, red-and-black piece of future-school-shooting/murder-evidence, and tell me the overly pierced youth of today have a solid grip on reality.

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for risk of cornering myself, i hereby declare my love for rock and roll, and what some consider "the Devil's Music". But we're over that evil stage right? I mean, I just watched Jerry Lee Lewis on VH1, with every last ounce of energy he had, barely sqeak out 'Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On'. So that means the Devil, himself, is getting old and probably much less powerful than he was back in the 50's and 60's.

If this were true, then why do we see a nation of kids moping around the country side in rural america donning the latest in black, torn clothing from the bargain bin at the Slavation Army? All while wearing moms make up. Kids, listen, I love you all, but you act like idiots. I know you think you know more than adults, and in some cases, you do. But get your damn heads out of your asses and realize the world is NOT OUT TO KILL YOU BY THE TIME YOU TURN 15.

Here are a few helpful tips:

STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE. OKAY? GOT IT?

this type of behaviour is UNACCEPTABLE, and your point will not be made sufficiently. You'll just piss more and more people off in the process and make yourselves look ten times worse than you already do. So just seek help, PLEASE. SEEK. HELP., we'll respect you more if you do.

Stop posting your "every body hates me so i plan to kill them" blogs. You're sucking up perfectly good bandwidth with your endless drivel. [kind of like this article but with much less insight and purpose as I am attempting to put forth here]

Stop wearing so much damn eye make up so we can see that future cutie face of yours. Girls, especially, but guys too, if you want some one to stop calling you a fag..., what would be the first indication to you that your appearence was causing this?

Stop putting holes where holes aren't supposed to go. Piercing is an ancient religious practice among certain cultures, you are not a member of that culture so stop trying to be.

If you are worried about identity and not fitting in, well look at the fucking way you came to school. Individuality doesn't mean shit when I'm looking at an army of kids dressed in ripped up jeans and "Never Mind the Bollocks, I'm to Young to Ever Have Even Known Who the Sex Pistols Were."

you kids make me want to smack the living shit out of every one of you - in hopes that some how, in some bleak chance of a way, you'll snap to, YOU'll WAKE THE FUCK UP, and every thing will be fine once again.

Oh, and Slipknot and Marylin Manson suck. period, Stop worshiping them, the're DEFINTELY rotting your mind and DO NOT tell me other wise.

toodles,
m0rk

ps, i suggest to all parties to exercise full awareness in your every day surroundings. If one of these whackjobs comes strolling up with a gun and a barbell ring in his nose, and some fishnets on, you best be prepared.

In short, I'm pissed. Chalk another one up for mankind.

Have A Nice Day.
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From the Hallways of Home to School Shootings in the Hallways | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
Looked at a few (3.00 / 1) (#4)
by Beef on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 04:20:18 PM GMT

Most of them just look like normal kids to me. Far too attractive to be the sort of crowd I hung out with at that age, but normal nonetheless.

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-1, No CSI for YOU. (none / 0) (#5)
by m0rk on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 05:53:22 PM GMT

n/t.



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Huh? (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 07:54:06 PM GMT

These guys are going to shoot up their high school? The one on the left would be prom queen where I come from.

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Not the biggest fan of The Pilsburry Doughboi, but (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by m0rk on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 09:08:29 PM GMT

    

...I completely understand where you are coming from. Quite a few people at that particular site looked like happy, well adjusted, social creatures who wouldn't harm any thing at all.



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No (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by l33t j03 on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 04:23:09 AM GMT

If I had a $1 for every time I had to put a gun on my Pillsbury Doughboy stuffed toy to keep it in line I'd be up to my waist in empty Boone's Farm bottles. You have no idea what that Doughboy did, so please don't judge.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.
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Fine...'once again'? (none / 0) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Mar 25, 2005 at 08:14:15 PM GMT

feh. I don't like mondays.

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hrm? (none / 0) (#3)
by m0rk on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 11:59:46 AM GMT

what do you mean?



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If Johnny Cash wore his mom's makeup (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Beef on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 06:25:04 AM GMT

they'd call him "goth" too.

Also, "every body hates me so i plan to kill them" blogs only suck up bandwidth if other people actually bother to read them.

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