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Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer

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By m0rk
from the take another nip obi wan! department, Section Reviews
Posted on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:30:17 AM GMT
has to be one the best spoofs* of Star Wars I've seen yet.
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Enjoy. Feel free to discuss.

later!

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Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Lord Vader! (5.00 / 3) (#2)
by Beef on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:32:45 AM GMT

Yes, my master?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiisissssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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i think what made me laugh the most ... (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by m0rk on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 04:00:26 PM GMT

<obi wan> "Anniken has joined the dark, black side"
<black jedi> "man, why's every thing gotta be black wit'chu !?!"

good stuff.



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Mace Windu (4.50 / 2) (#5)
by Vladinator on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 05:03:38 PM GMT

That was supposed to be the Jedi Master played by Samuel L. Jackson, Mace Windu. Truely an American icon.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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but i liked (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by m0rk on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 05:56:25 AM GMT

<black jedi>!



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Yeah, me too (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by Vladinator on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 07:58:40 AM GMT

I really thought that the biggest problem with the first movie was that Mace Windu didn't say "Motherfucker!" even once.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I was waiting for something like... (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by Beef on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 07:11:54 PM GMT

-Mmmm! By the Force, Yoda! This is some serious gourmet gruel! Usually, me and Dob-Nin would be happy with some freeze-dried Bantha's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

-Knock it off you will, Mace.

-[pause] What?

-Need you to tell me how fucking good my gruel is, I don't, okay? The one who buys it I am. Know of how good it is, I do. When Bonnie goes shopping shit she is buying. Me, the gourmet expensive stuff I buy, for when I drink it I do,
taste it I must. But know you what's on my mind right now? Gruel in my kitchen, it AIN'T. Dead wookie in my garage it is.

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Hahahahahaha! (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Vladinator on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 08:23:48 PM GMT

[Mace] We need pulse cannons for this job.
[Obi-Wan] How many are in there?
[Mace] Three, maybe four.
[Obi-Wan] Does that include our Gungan?
[Mace] I don't know.
[Obi-Wan] So there could be as many as what, 5 guys in there?
[Mace] Yeah.
[Obi-Wan] We need fucking pulse cannons for this job. Slams speeder trunk closed.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I came for the moive (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 06:58:52 PM GMT

I stayed for the carpflood!

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double matinees (none / 0) (#3)
by m0rk on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 03:56:54 PM GMT

are the best!



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