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l33t j03, was taht you??

vodka
By Beef
from the three days early department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 03:16:48 PM GMT
What impresses me about this story is not that a cop was busted for DUIing his unmarked squad car. Or that he was busted again later that day in his own car.

It's the fact that he blew a 0.29, then five hours later, blew a 0.25. To keep that kind of a buzz on, after getting arrested, takes effing DEDICATION.

He should be made Wisconsin's next attorney general.

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hhey therrre, how are youuu your cyuuuute!
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l33t j03, was taht you?? | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
I Wish (none / 0) (#3)
by l33t j03 on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 05:33:14 PM GMT

I must admit, that is an impressive accomplishment.

If I were sitting in judgement of the guy I'd have to cut him some slack on the second one. A DUI is a stressful thing I have been told, and he probably needed a drink or two to calm himself down.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.



It ... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by m0rk on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 05:09:41 PM GMT

was the Ghost of Cyborg Monkey.





well, duh (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 03:28:31 PM GMT

he's a cop, I'm sure a civilian couldn't do that after being arrested.

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