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Thrashing death-throes of sci-fi to end in a whimper this May

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By Beef
from the sux department, Section Opinion & Editorials
Posted on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 02:46:05 PM GMT
This May, we'll see the end, at least for the time being, of the Star Trek and Star Wars franchises.  Science fiction and fantasy are being strained out of the popular consciousness, to be relegated to specialty cable networks.

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Fast rewind to about eight years ago.  Every geek in the world, and much of mainstream Western culture, awaited with trembling anticipation the coming of the Star Wars prequels.  Star Trek: TNG was a smash hit as a TV show, and had spawned two highly successful movies.  Deep Space Nine was also going strong.  Broadcast TV offered up a wide range of sci-fi/fantasy, from B5 to X-Files.

Then everything descended into suck.  Voyager pretty much killed off the Trek fan base, so that even when Enterprise got quite good, it was too late to save the show.  Nemesis was the biggest piece of crap to soil a silver screen in a long time.  Well, except for the Star Wars prequels.  About the only original sci-fi to come out of Hollywood lately consists of Vin Diesel shooting things and posing for the camera.

Flipping through the broadcast channels these days, I have never seen such a vast wasteland of reality TV and painfully unfunny sitcoms (I thought "sitcom" stood for "situation comedy," but have since determined that it stands for "washed up comedian makes funny faces in artificial situations contrived by a team of talentless writers/wombats").  About the only bright spot is Fox's "House," but even that comes from the brilliantly original brainstorm of "Let's combine ER and CSI into one show!"

Don't go on about how fantastic the new Battlestar is, or about Stargate: Chthulu, or Farsrcape.  If these shows were so great, they'd be on NBC in Fear Factor's slot, or on ABC, replacing any one of the crap shows they broadcast (since I can't actually think of a single ABC show, I assume that they all are teh suk).

Can you blame George Lucas and Rick Berman for all of this?  Yeah, pretty much.  But you have to give a whole heaping helping of credit to a culture that likes to watch bad Karaoke hacks get berated by has-been pop stars, or gym teachers shitting over a log on some desert island.  There's no intelligence or imagination left anywhere.  And they killed my favorite show.  Morans.

Oh, and watch House.  It doesn't suck.  Yet.

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Enterprise?
Good riddence.
It was ok, but I never watched it.
The last season was getting good.
It was always good, but UPN never promoted it.
I hate Trek.
I hate sci-fi. When is The Apprentice on?

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Thrashing death-throes of sci-fi to end in a whimper this May | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
About the shows ...... (none / 0) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Feb 04, 2005 at 06:52:54 AM GMT

You talk about that were on Sci-Fi and not on NBC and the others, well, it is because they were not willing to put out the budget and the imagination that Sci-Fi was to produce and have these shows on air.  When you are owned by a multi-million dollar based company, you can produce tv worth watching....NBC, CBS, ABC, etc do not want to put out that much money, remember they are still free over the old antennae..unlike the others who are paid programming and therefore have much bigger budgets.

Farscape, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, etc are good Science Fiction and I enjoy them.  I do not enjoy the serial crap you get on the others.  

Lets face it, broadcast tv is in love with comedians, reality based programming....its cheap and its what sells right now....for those who want more, they pay for it.



You're forgetting... (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Fri Feb 04, 2005 at 09:36:36 AM GMT

1. SciFi is owned by NBC-Universal
2. If ENT were to make the jump to SciFi, they'd have to drastically *reduce* their production costs.  By a lot.  Craptastic UPN spends a lot more producing ENT than SciFi does producing SG1.
3. Broadcasting a show like SG1 on NBC would net a lot more $$$ for the company, IF there were an audience big enough to justify it.  Fact is, people would rather watch Women in Bikinis Eating Bugs than thoughtful science fiction.

Enterprise was the last gasp of science fiction on broadcast network TV.  It was a long downward spiral that began with NBC dumping DSV and Earth2 (fantastic show, BTW), and will hit bottom this May.

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Um... (none / 0) (#8)
by Vladinator on Fri Feb 04, 2005 at 10:16:05 AM GMT

3. Broadcasting a show like SG1 on NBC would net a lot more $$$ for the company, IF there were an audience big enough to justify it.  Fact is, people would rather watch Women in Bikinis Eating Bugs than thoughtful science fiction.

But, SG1 does air on broadcast television. It's in syndication now, though not the current season. The Syndicated reruns still probibly make the actors more than the first runs on Sci-Fi though.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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OMG (none / 0) (#5)
by m0rk on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 03:44:27 PM GMT

4Q2 was teh shit





Missing Poll option: (none / 0) (#4)
by Vladinator on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 02:46:49 PM GMT

I watched the first 3 seasons before giving up on it, and have no idea if it's any good now.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



Death throes indeed (none / 0) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 01:37:02 PM GMT

but is it sci-fi or mainstream network broadcasting that is dying? People are beginning to get fed up with made-on-the-cheap reality television and endless law-and-order reruns. More and more young people are tuning into things such as adult swim or are turning off their televisions altogether. Hell, in corea, only old people watch television.

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ST got old.... (none / 0) (#1)
by News For Turds on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 08:18:48 AM GMT

I loved TNG.  DS9 was good.  I hated Voyager at first, but eventually started to really like it, almost as much as TNG.  They ended it at the right time.

I gave Enterprise a chance.  Just did not like it.  Sorry.

Star Trek got old.  They need to quit making ST shows for 5-10 years, then give it another stab.  Scarcity breeds desire.

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Well, if one good thing comes out of this... (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 08:50:07 AM GMT

CBS2... I mean, UPN is dead as a network.  Good luck finding another show that gets 2.5 million viewers on a Friday night (or any night, for that matter).  I have never seen a network that so consistently produced such a shitstream of unwatchable television.

In other news, we've really been getting into DS9, thanks to our DVD recorder.  I'll have the entire series in a few weeks.  Then I think I'll either start on TNG or The Simpsons.  I haven't decided.

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