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By News For Turds, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 05:08:32 AM GMT
Ok. Eagles or Patriots? Score?

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I have had dreams about every playoff game this year and they have all predicted the winner, even if it was the team I originally did not pick. I am yet to get the score right though. That being the case, after my dream last night I am changing my pick. I am going to take the Eagles over the Chowder Heads, 28-20.
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Cardinals (none / 0) (#3)
by m0rk on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 03:30:10 PM GMT

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Pats dominate (none / 0) (#1)
by Beef on Tue Feb 01, 2005 at 07:19:31 AM GMT

Final score: pi^3 to e^2.

Every year I root for the SB to go into overtime, and every year I am disappointed.  Irrational scoring will make this all the more difficult.

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This year it could..... (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 08:03:58 AM GMT

All they need to do is on the opening kickoff, have the biggest, meanest, ugliest, 2nd- or 3rd-stringer Eagle walk up to Viniteari and drop-kick him.  Take him out for the game.  The player will be ejected, but he will have done his team a big favor, and he's only a scrub.  This way when it comes down to the game-winning field goal, there will be no Bitch Viniteari there to make it.  He will be on the sidelines.  The game goes into OT and real football players win the game, not kickers.  Fuck Viniteari.  Fuck him in the ear.

Yes, I'm still bitter about XXXVI.

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When will we quit with the Roman numerals? (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 08:10:17 PM GMT

Although I must admit, I'm looking forward to next year, when it is not only Super, it is Extra Large.

I suggest a halftime show featuring Queen Latifah, that Rueben dude from American Icon, and... some other fat artists that I'm too lazy to think of and/or google.

(Personally I think Queen Latifah is right sexy, but then I have a rather unorthodox taste in female bodies.)

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