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Help keep SRU online, help keep Scott out of Jail
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section News Posted on Mon Nov 21, 2005 at 10:49:53 AM GMT

Well, we had the hearing today. If I don't come up with $3500 + $101/wk + $25/wk by December 29th, I get an all expenses paid trip to the Will County, Illinois Jail for 179 days. I have absolutely no way to make that ammount by that time. As such, I am now begging both for work, and donaitons.

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Help keep SRU online, help keep Scott out of Jail | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Oh and, in the interest of full disclosure, (none / 0) (#7)
by Vladinator on Thu Nov 24, 2005 at 02:29:23 PM GMT

here's the only donation recieved thus far. Pretty funny, too. I refunded it, since the whole $0.08 was taken by fees.

-----Original Message-----
From: cmcpher@xxx.xxx [mailto:cmcpher@xxx.xxx]
Sent: Thursday, November 24, 2005 1:36 PM
To: LRSE
Subject: Item #tksoojf - Notification of Payment Received from Craig McPherson (cmcpher@xxx.xxx)

Dear LRSE,

This email confirms that you have received a payment of $0.08 USD from Craig McPherson(cmcpher@xxx.xxx).
View the details of this transaction online at:

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Total Amount: $0.08 USD
Currency: U.S. Dollars
Transaction ID: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sales Tax: $0.00 USD
Item/Product Name: The Keep Scott out of Jail Fund Item/Product Number: xxxxxxx
Buyer: Craig McPherson

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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

jailhouse butt-rape (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by dirtyhippy42 on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 06:55:33 PM GMT

i can give you some tips on going to jail. for instance stay away from tweakers. learn how to make picture frames out of candy wrappers so you can sell them for envelopes. as long as you're not going to prison you shouldn't have to worry about getting butt raped. learn how to play lots of card games before you go in. i feel bad for you man. you could always just join the french foreign legion. you sign up for five years then you're a french citizen. fun! and they teach you french. or you could just go to california. i hear they don't extradite to other states for child support. could have just been a rumor tho. lah.
Better loving through chemistry.

Dude (none / 0) (#5)
by News For Turds on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 04:24:22 PM GMT

I've been away for waaaaayyy too long apparently. Guess I'll have to go back through some old stories and see wtf is up.

I'll send you an e-mail.

--
I fucked your mother!

SHIT! (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Tue Nov 22, 2005 at 08:21:21 PM GMT

If I were not in such a financial shithole, I'd try to at least do something. Hell, the only reason I'm online right now is because I'm doing work at the same time on another computer. Wheee.

If I can think of anything to help out, or if you have any ideas, let me know, man.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

d00d (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by m0rk on Tue Nov 22, 2005 at 04:51:03 AM GMT

wtf.

I will review my financial situation, and will determine if i can swing a few dollars. it won't be much, but 'vlad' and 'jail', are two words that really don't go together. (like, they have 4 letters each, but are really unrelated in any way)

Thanks man. (none / 0) (#3)
by Vladinator on Tue Nov 22, 2005 at 04:26:44 PM GMT

I'm not too proud to beg at this point. Thank you, even if it's only a single dollar.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Hey......... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Nov 21, 2005 at 12:48:48 PM GMT

Call me, I have a couple of ideas that might help........but I want to talk to you about it.

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