starting small..

cutip
Insertion was easy, kind of dry. No lubrication needed.

toothbrush handle
I'm not twisted, I used my own toothbrush and I washed it pretty good afterwards. No lube needed, little rubber bumps hurt. I think there might have been some dried toothpaste on the handle. I only put it half way in. Would have been more fun with lube I guess but I didn't feel like breaking it out yet.

handle of a conductor's baton
This was not as girthy as the toothbrush handle but it had a nice shape. No lube was needed at all.

old candle
The wax that had dripped down the sides of the candle made for interesting texture but this was boring. It was a scented candle and I was starting to feel a tingling in my butt after a few seconds of it being in there so I took it out.

getting larger

cat's tail
The cat was pissed when I put vaseline on his tail. Ran off. If anyone tries this please let me know how it works out.

frozen vegetarian "hot dog"
This was very cold so I boiled it for a few minutes and let it cool for two minutes. It felt very nice and warm and sliding it in and out was a lot of fun. The fun stopped when it broke in two. Maybe trying a real sausage would have been more effective because it'd have intestine on the outside. Haha, intestine in my intestine.

That's all I had time for tonight. I have to study for biology because I'm doing bad in that class. I may write up further exploits of this nature if you're all interested. Please help me gather scientific data by participating in the poll!

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