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By m0rk from the hello department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 03, 2005 at 07:44:19 PM GMT

hi, good people. just saying hello. that bold marauder guy sure has a big penis doesn't he?

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cumquats | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)

Or at least, I used to... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Oct 04, 2005 at 02:55:22 PM GMT

..but the moscow museum wanted it back :(

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what i want to know is (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Tue Oct 04, 2005 at 08:57:27 PM GMT

what part of that organ actually resided outside of his body? Isn't at least some of the penis anchored inside?

Also, who cut it out of his corpse, anyway? Commies are *weird*.

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given when it was he died (none / 0) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 06:22:17 PM GMT

...it probably wasn't the commies who cut it.

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who is that guy in the pic (none / 0) (#2)
by m0rk on Tue Oct 04, 2005 at 07:12:39 PM GMT

and why is the chick eying it like she's ready to take *it* home with her?

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Isn't it ........... (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 06:13:42 PM GMT

Rasputin??

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lover of the russian queen. (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 06:21:01 PM GMT

he had a schlong, but now it is gone. :(

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