Personally, I am at my spork saturation point and don't particularly need an additional source of spork related content. To put a positive spin on it, SRU.com is currently meeting my spork needs.
I am not, however, at my alcohol saturation point. If one could somehow deliver alcohol via usenet then you'd have something.
Further, I am amazed at how many relatively new internet users have no idea what usenet is. A guy I play ball with told me he had 'seen all the porn on Kazaa' and needed a new source. When I suggested that usenet was the world's largest source of free porn he was totally clueless. He has been unable to pkay ball due to wrist fatigue since I connected him.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.