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Can't get away from Sammy! :-(
By Beef from the Cork futures just went up in Baltimore department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Mon Jan 31, 2005 at 06:12:14 AM GMT

I'm glad that my favorite NL team is dumping Sosa. Unfortunately, they are dumping him on my favorite AL team.

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I just realized the Orioles aren't 54. (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Wed Feb 09, 2005 at 09:38:43 PM GMT

They're only 51. So this story doesn't really belong in this section. Sorry.

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Cubs suck (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Mon Jan 31, 2005 at 06:14:25 AM GMT

Sammy Corks.

Damn. Guess we have to find something new to rip on you about.

Kerry licks Wood.

Seriously. Everyone around here is happy to hear that "the threat in Chicago" is gone. I'm not. He was a cancer to the team and I'm sad to see him go, for the sake of the Cardinals. I'm afraid the team may get some inspiration now. Oh well. The curse will keep them down.

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It's a win-win trade (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Mon Jan 31, 2005 at 07:13:05 AM GMT

Let's also not forget that clearly, the mere presence of Sammy Sosa 45 minutes up the Parkway will prevent the Nationals from slicing Peter Angelos' precious market in half. </sarcasm>

Actually, once we're into June and the Nats are 20 games behind the Marlins, Districtians will turn back to the beloved Orange and Black.

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Fisrt Psot for Al Jolsen (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jan 29, 2005 at 09:56:59 AM GMT

how I love ya how I love ya sammy.....

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