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I want a cat

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By dirtyhippy42, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 at 01:21:25 PM GMT
I really want a cat. I need something to pet, stroke, and smell. I want to see a slinky creature meander around my appartment. I went to the animal shelter the other day but all their pets were pretty inexpensive. I'd imagine if I were to pay $400 for a cat it would be of higher quality. For instance, a better meow, longer tail, and softer fur. Does anyone know of where to find a good cat that is needle drug-free?

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If you wish, (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by Strom Thurmond on Tue Feb 08, 2005 at 06:29:53 PM GMT

You can pet and stroke my penis.

If you do it just right, you'll get a surprise!

I'm a very pretty pony!




Wow. (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Wed Feb 09, 2005 at 09:39:50 AM GMT

I hope I can still jizz at age 103.

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If you seriously want a cat (none / 0) (#7)
by NerdGirl on Sun Jan 30, 2005 at 07:59:34 PM GMT

check some of the area horse stables toward spring.  They usually have kittens that they'd happily get rid of.  You'll have to plan on de-worming them, though.  Worms in litter boxes may taste good, but they're bad for the cat.

Who's dead now?


cat nuts (none / 0) (#6)
by dirtyhippy42 on Sun Jan 30, 2005 at 12:27:14 AM GMT

If you pay $400 for a dog or cat don't you think you should be able to play with its nuts? If you're paying that much for a living creature I think you should be able to get full enjoyment from it.
Better loving through chemistry.


Humane Society (none / 0) (#5)
by News For Turds on Fri Jan 28, 2005 at 09:24:11 AM GMT


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Needle-drug free? (none / 0) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jan 27, 2005 at 01:25:05 PM GMT

If you were truly a deserving cat lover you would gladly tie it off and shoot it up with the substand of its' choice.

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