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Finally! A movie for everyone!

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By Beef
from the But does it feature Don Knotts? department, Section Religion
Posted on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 08:49:38 AM GMT
Whether you are a Retro Hipster, a young child with a short attention span, a nostalgic Baby Boomer, or a sexually frustrated male aged 12-60, this movie has something for you.

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Sure, I'll see it...
on the ultrascreen: 20-foot-tall boobies!
on a regular screen.
in the second-run budget theater.
when it comes out on video.
when it premieres on the Disney Channel.
when my 8-year-old daughter/14-year-old son forces me to rent it.
um, go away.

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Finally! A movie for everyone! | 2 comments (2 topical, 0 hidden)
Oh Lord! (none / 0) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 11:31:20 AM GMT

Herbie!!  He has been around for too long!

With Lindsay Lohan being in it, well, it is going to be popular with the teens (my daughter wants to see it as soon as possible).  Especially male teens, they are obsessed with Lindsays new chest (she says it is not implants that it just sort of happened as she matured) well, maybe so.

Disney sure has spawned a bunch of young sexy starlets of late.  Lindsay, Hilary, Raven..and that is just 3 I can think of off the top of my head.  Most of these girls are not legal and/or just barely there.  I had figured a Spork would become infatuated with one or another of them. :-)



They're fake. (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 06:07:25 PM GMT

Many people have discovered the post-op scars in some recent photos.

Anyway, here's a kid's movie that I actually am interested in. It's interesting to see now, after The Passion, all of these movie studios looking at crosses and seeing dollar signs.

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